Shit Happens. And So Do I.

Everything written around here is one hundred percent accurate,
and scientifically verified
by multiple teams of assholes with various degrees.

Burn victims, in other words.

Burns can be very painful,
and they’re very happy when I can help them a little.
Or a lot.

So, if you disagree with my incredible writings –
maybe the greatest writings ever –
then you’re racist against burn victims.