Very simply, my point is this: It is virtually impossible to suffer road rage while you are sexting.
Now, when I say “road rage” I’m being a bit hyperbolic, to be sure.
I say “to be sure” cuz that’s what intellectuals say, and I’m desperate for you to think I’m smart.
I’ve had a tendency to get irritated when, say, a jackass suddenly cuts me off whilst I am driving.
I saw “whilst” cuz that’s what the Brits say and they’re good at sounding smart. And I really wanna sound smart.
Unless your first name is Piers.
Anyhoo, when I’m sexting I really find it difficult to get mad at anyone for any reason.
Cut me off? Heh, go right ahead.
Of course I’ve mellowed much in my continuing drive for self-discipline.
But, I dare say, sexting is the cure for road rage.
Now, the quandery for me is that texting while driving is illegal. It’s also dangerous.
But so is road rage.
While I don’t suffer from road rage, I can get a bit on edge while driving. I’ve already instituted a personal prohibition against the use of the middle finger, cuz I think it’s cowardly to use it whilst safely ensconced in a metal cage.
If you do suffer from road rage, somethin to consider.
So, if I’m sexting while driving, it completely mellows me out, but it also adds an element of danger. Not sure which is more dangerous – road rage or texting while driving.
But, I suppose, if you’re sexting than at least you can die happy.
Granted, voice recognition software is coming right along and so I think this point will be moot shortly.
I imagine that sexting on the new Iphone 4S, or whatever it’s called, is a real JOY and a real breeze.
SEXTING AS AN IMPORTANT TOOL OF A RELATIONSHIP
I think that it’s important for people in a hot, healthy relationship to sext often, especially when apart.
I think that the most important thing in a relationship are words. Words, words, words.
Relationships start with carefully chosen words – the approach – and they fall apart with careless, critical words.
Words are the most important element in a relationship. If you want to fix a relationship, fix your words. If you want a new relationship, try some new words.
Words really have a lot of power. Sexting is an illustration of this. It’s a great thing.
I believe a relationship should be a perpetual seduction.
THE POWER OF ADMIRATION
I don’t want to forget this next brilliant and very powerful point. Granted, all my points are powerful.
Here’s how you decide who to be with:
Only hookup with someone you admire. Period.
This is actually true of any relationship, not just romantic or personal.
A lot of people don’t admire or respect the losers they’re with. They’ve settled.
Character turns me on. Let me tell you. Attraction is easy, character is difficult. Easy to find hot women, difficult to find admirable women.
Find somebody you admire. That admiration is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Nothing like disdain and contempt to kill the heat.
Alrighty then, I’ll be not seein you.
PREVAIL OUT